What Happened to the Good Old Days?

Oh man. I'd really like to know what happened to the good old days when all I had to do before I went to bed was brush my teeth and wash my face, and in the morning just plain take a shower and wash my face while showering.

Now, at night I have to put on a white lab coat in order to pre-wash my face, wash my face, mist with hydra something or other, then put on a serum of some kind, and then finish with a moisturizer!!!! OMG!!! SERIOUSLY!!!!!! And the answer is yes, seriously. Plus after all that I still get pimples and wrinkles. I can only pray they are fewer but I'm too afraid to stop the routine to find out. I'm afraid if I stop my face will slide off my skull like in a Steven Spielberg horror flick.

Now let's talk about the morning routine. It varies no lab coat because I do most of it before, during, and directly following my shower. Don't go there...seriously don't even think about my nakedness. It will scare you to death. It does me every single solitary morning. Okay, pre-wash my face, get in the shower, rinse, facial scrub (only every 3 days), rinse, wash my face, rinse, and then apply a microfoliant (really don't know what that is I'm just supposed to use it), get out, put on a vitamin mask for  15 minutes (once a week), rinse, hydra mist, and then moisturize! Again, seriously!!!!!!